The IPA needs more troops now than ever, because their first war is on Tuesday. They will be fighting the evil army, the NGCP. I hate the NGCP. They are filthy and disgusting, and want to destroy all good and peace in cp. That is why you, and everyone should join the IPA. The IPA wants to save cp from bad armies like this. Down with NGCP! Go IPA!
The positions available in IPA are:
All of these ranks get to fight
The place where you can join is:
I’m serious people. Join IPA. I will probably join IPA soon, as Hollister765 has given me the special offer of being a commander
Also my clubpenguin christmas party is December 22nd, 9:00 AM Penguin Standard Time, on the american server Tuxedo, and meet in the Iceberg
Join IPA! Don’t read History, make it! Join IPA today!